Reanimammut

Reanimammut was the Russian entry for Zoofights III. His body was found frozen on the Siberian tundra, and brought back to life by the dark and eldritch magicks of Rasputin himself. (Despite the fact that Rasputin technically may not have been alive at this particular point, just roll with it)

Original Description
Believed to be a pet project of the notorious Russian cleric Rasputin, this unloveable hulk died twenty thousand years ago and was frozen in a snowdrift. Now with the aid of unspeakable black sorcery and a few hundred gallons of formaldehyde, the sinister sorcerer has brought it back to all three and a bit of its remaining feet. Shambling along in a comet trail of flies, gnats and corpse beetles, this beast barely knows how to walk – but it hasn’t forgotten how to kill. It has no infectious zombie powers, but it makes up for that in sheer presence and mass.

Top Trumps Scores:

Size: 15ft high, weighing ten tons. Attack: 8/10 – Devastating amounts of brute force and inertia behind smashing legs and tusks. Defense: 4/10 – Saturated hair and worm-chewed dead flesh, with a few metal plates. Resilience: 10/10 – Reanimut will fight until it is no longer joined together. Evil: 8/10 – Given life but no soul by Rasputin’s black magic, this beast has a black heart. Rage: 4/10 – Foul tempered but hopelessly addled, this blundering behemoth has not the presence of mind for real anger. Likes: Trying to remember the Ice Age, trampling, vodka. Dislikes: Having its brain chewed by birds.

Fight History
Rasputin's efforts proved to be in vain, as Reanimut lost to Steamcrab in Round One, hence proving dapperness outweighed brute force. There was also some note that crabs eat dead and decaying animals, but this assertion did not actually come into play during the match.